Eating your phone while driving is only illegal in three states.
I just spit all over my screen… haha
OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED
YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME
my favourite thing to do is watch people completely own homophobics on facebook
They took my Titan deck….I took their souls.
Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.
these guys will be the death of me.[x]
i died at the pH value
I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life
Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.
I think he got scared when Cecil started talking about how the Sheriff’s Secret Police takes everyone that votes incorrectly to the abandoned mine shaft at the edge of town.
Magic: the Gathering - Making Christmas
Arts ‘n’ Crafts time at MTG Realm. No-one is safe when the hot-glue gun is out.